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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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clientsfromhell:

Client: “So, as I said, my computer will not turn on.”

Me: “Ok, well I don’t mean to ask such a stupid question, but we’re required to—is your computer plugged in at the moment?”

Client: “What do you mean, plugged in? It’s a laptop—it doesn’t need to be plugged in!”

Me: “…”

Client: “I paid extra for that!”